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An Angry Affiliate Marketer Wants to Kill Me

Don’t be like this guy…

Evan Kelly
3 min readJun 1, 2022
Photo by Ryan Snaadt on Unsplash

A while back an affiliate marketer slid into my Twitter DM’s

He spammed me every 5 minutes with product links and pushed hard for a sale.

“Do you have this one?”

Yes

“What about this one?”

Yup

I usually block these lunatics…

But this time I was in one of my “moods” and decided to have a little fun.

When he spammed me with the 6th or 7th-course link, I replied with:

“No… I don’t have that one… is it any good?”

The truth was, I did have it…

And the course in question was absolute garbage.

That didn’t matter.

This affiliate proceeded to praise the product and tell me all the reasons why I should buy it.

So I ended up requesting another receipt from Gumroad and sent him a screenshot…

This is the exchange that followed:

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Evan Kelly
Evan Kelly

Written by Evan Kelly

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