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My Sexy Wife is Tone Deaf
And how that will help you write better emails and make more Gumroad sales
My wife has exotic brown skin…
Big brown eyes that make me weak in the knees…
And when she wears a traditional Indian Saree…
And it’s a good thing she’s beautiful…
Because she is completely —
TONE DEAF!
I plopped back on the sofa yesterday, yanked off the old strings on my Martin guitar, and replaced them one by one.
(I’m ashamed to say it’s been over a year since I changed them last.)
And after a few twists and turns of the tuning keys, my guitar sounded crisp and clean again.
I strummed a few chords before I started to finger pick “The Heart of Life” by John Mayer.
Then I segued into “Over The Hills and Far Away” by Led Zeppelin.
And finally topped off my three-song acoustic set by dropping the low E down to a D and picking out “Lateralus” by Tool.
