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Why You Should Delay Sex
And what to do if you don't want to
I know what you're thinking…
Why should you read this?
I’m a dude.
Anything I write is sure to be self-serving, right?
“Welcome hugs are out, Ladies… Welcome blowjobs are in!”
Ouch.
I’m shocked that you think so lowly of me.
I understand that how women conduct themselves sexually is none of my business.
I’m with you.
And don’t worry.
I’m not going to take the cheap way out and say something generic like:
“The best time to sleep with a man is when you feel most comfortable…”
I mean…
Is that even advice?
Who the hell is screwing people they feel uncomfortable around?
Okay…
Maybe hookers do.