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Testicular Torture from a Tyrannical Ball Doctor
What can my vasectomy teach you about selling things online?
The pinch was uncomfortable, but not painful.
I was laying on the table.
As comfortable as one can expect to be in such a situation.
This isn’t so bad, I thought.
Then, suddenly, it felt like my right testicle was being squeezed in a vice.
I was told getting a vasectomy would be painless.
Either everyone lied to me…
Or I had come face to face with the nut-ourious “Ball Butcher of Ontario”
I felt like throwing up.
I broke into a cold sweat.
The doctor held my leg steady still as I stiffened like a plank.
I must have accidentally stumbled through a portal into a madman’s medieval lair.
What kind of unholy procedure was this?
“Had a bit of trouble with that one”
He apologized.
Yeah?
No shit.
And then he muttered 5 words that made me what to kick him in the face!
