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Vegans Are Killing The Planet
One avocado at a time
Bacon is delicious.
So is steak.
When you take a perfectly cooked bite of filet mignon…
It’s like having Jesus ejaculate directly into your mouth.
It’s damned tasty
But those sanctimonious Vegans…
They want to take away your bacon-wrapped steak and ram an avocado down your throat, all while they munch on a handful of almonds and protest in front of a small family business.
They’d rather yell at hungry customers and see you crucified than admit they’re killing the planet more than you are.
Here’s why vegans are a bunch of hypocritical, planet-killing, ignoramuses who have been seduced by a food-based cult.
Pollinate This, Vegans
Vegans take the holier-than-thou position that factory farming, animal exploitation, and the consumption of animal products are unethical practices.
They even go so far as to not eat honey because of the exploitation of bees in the process. That’s commitment.
